El Pato del Apocalipsis y su Detestable Progenie

DE NEGRATAS E FRIKIS

Moi boas, o Blog morreu, e, como todo fenecido que se prece, seguirá pululando pola rede coma un ente putrefacto e apestoso (si, máis que antes), detestable, malicioso e podrido Blozombie.

E neste momento toca falar de Ice T, un rapeiro e actor americano, que sen coñecelo nada ben, creo que pode encaixar no estereotipo dunha persoa que se fai chamar "ICE T".

Pois ben, imos á chicha. Ice T, ademais de cantar e traballar na tele, ten un podcast onde, imaxino, fala de todo o que lle ven en gaña, añadindo gratuitamente un sinfín de motherfuckers. Non tiven o placer de escoitalo, só un breve fragmento, pero podedes buscalo aquí: Ice T - Final Level - Podcast.

No episodio enlazado, comenta como, sen saber moi ben a onde ía, liarono para ler un audiolibro, unha historia curta, pero resultou ser unha historia de Dungeons & Dragons, fantasía... pura? ultra?  o resultado na boca de Mr Ice:

"Those of y'all out there that don't know, Dungeons and Dragons is some of the most crazy, deep, deep, deep nerd shit ever invented."

"Every word you're saying is pretty much made up. Motherfuckers talk like Yoda. I'm not going to say I'm some literary expert that can read some heavy shit. This shit is impossible to read, son."

“When you read these books, you make up the pronunciation in your head. But to actually verbally say this words? Son,”  “I needed breaks. I needed water.”

"Son, it took me 3.5 hours to read 25 pages."

"Pegasus....Pegasi. That's horses with wings. This shit is crazy."

"This motherfucker got a sword that talks to him. And shit."

"Motherfuckers live in places that don't exist, and it comes with a map. My God."

E, para rematar:

"Let me read some porno or something. I know about that."